I foolishly agreed to go and see Robin Hood with my friend - I knew I wouldnt enjoy it but I like to be a martyr every now and then and I was also a little bit curiously. In a nutshell, its a poor mans Gladiator. The story is standard, I won't go into that - but the performances were questionable and it played host to some of the most horrifically cheesey moments you could imagine. Something I, for one, can't stomach. Russel Crowe is too old and not attractive anymore - his accent was unimaginably shit (worse than Dick Van Dykes bronx cockney in Mary P), Cate Banchlett is also too old and not quite hot enough, in my opinion. Some good moments in it though, and great fight scenes. And in Russel Crowes defense, at least he attempted an accent -Kevin Costner was just an america. Which Robin Hood was not.
Theme song (slightly redone)My favourite Robin Hood of all time is the cartoon!

which was absolutely amazing, had an amazing theme song and I had a massive crush on the fox.

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